Dumb and Dumber

A pending move to Egypt awaits. So does a visa that requires blood tests, ultrasounds, double and triple stamped documents by govt agencies.

Some men buy expensive sports cars. Others find a younger woman. I traveled to Iceland. My midlife crisis consisted of wearing really tight cycling

Vietnamese currency is the dong and every time we have to pay with dong here in the Mekong Delta, under my breath I sing Sisqo’s Thong Song.