You Never Want Your Birthday to be a Sad Day
My daughter sat next to me on my 43rd.
And she stared at me intensely.
“You have white hair in your beard.”
Not really that big of a revelation. White hair has increasingly overrun the dark ones.
Soon after, “You have white hair in your hair.”
“That’s sad.”
Well shoot, what kind of day is it going to be when my entire head and bread are covered with white hair.
Eau de Cow
Not to be outdone, two days later, she delivered another zinger.
As Annie gave Teresa a hug, she turned and retorted without pause for reflection, “You smell like a cow.”
If you ever need a honest opinion from a six year old, I know just the girl.
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