Mom, Number 1 or Number 2?

by John White
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One of the great advantages about working at the same location as your kids is that you get to see them everyday in their own element.

Another benefit is that your offspring get to see their parents in their school environment as a counselor and teacher.

Another unintended consequence is that they know exactly where you are at all times.

Earlier this week after school, Nadine had another unique experience with our youngsters.

She went to the ladies room to relieve herself before heading home. Since the ever confident Domino knew where she was, he comfortably went up to the women’s bathroom door, opened it, and yelled at the top of his loud, boisterous voice, “Hey Mom! Are you doing Number 1 or Number 2?”

She quickly quipped, “Number 1! And close the door!” hoping not to draw anymore undue attention to her bathroom time.

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Matthew Pepper September 6, 2015 - 5:04 am

And immediately after this did he sniffle into his snot monkey?

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