Knock Knock! Who’s There?
Having committed the crime, Domino sat in the corner on the wooden chair with two minutes of solitary confinement.
Not one to waste the time idly, he told himself a joke outloud.
“Knock Knock!”
“Who’s there?”
Without breaking a smile and pulling his underwear down, he frankly stated the punch line, “I’ve got a big wee wee”.
He didn’t laugh.
Mom and Dad had to hold back their laughter.
Kids say the darnedest things.