John White

On our anniversary, with just little Sophie and I in the car, we talked about apple juice and that this was the day we got married.

Having committed the crime, Domino sat in the corner for two minutes of solitary confinement. Not one to sit idly, he told himself a knock knock joke.

I found out from Nadine that Sophie has a boyfriend at school. Time for Dad to dig a bit deeper.

As I held Sophie’s hand in mine, I was walking a few feet in front of Nadine and Dominic and out of earshot and asked, “Would you be my girlfriend?” She responded . . .

You are not officially considered Uruguayan if you don’t have a thermos tucked under your left arm and a hot cup of mate in your right. Also, the national dish of Uruguay is any part of the cow.

Quickly calling from Uruguay back to the family in the United States, little man tells me about a run-in he had with the potty.

It’s not often that the word and color blue cause such an array of reactions, unless you hear your daughter suddenly demanding your presence.

Children’s perceptions of animals can be different. Getting ready for the day, Sophie quizzed lil’ Domino about the various animals at the base of his lamp.